My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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