This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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