I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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