It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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