put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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