Don't you send me to vm
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Dating After Heartbreak
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together