So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?