this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just want nice things and good sex
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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