She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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