I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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