and you said cock pushups were impossible
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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