we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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