i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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