it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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