Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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