Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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