Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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