Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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