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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?

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  humiliate her

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• (818): View more from California

  im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal

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• (817): View more from Texas

  They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?

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  Is it working?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.

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• (760): View more from California

  He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.

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