Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS