I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.