Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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