Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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