and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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