if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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