Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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