Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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