All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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