Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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