The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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