You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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