Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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