The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
OPIZZABONMYDICK
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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