how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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