Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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