She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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