i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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