He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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