did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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