Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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