I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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