do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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