THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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