It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We have started to decorate penises.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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