Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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