I got chris browned last night
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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