btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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