I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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