I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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