So drunk, too bad you don't want this
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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