some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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