youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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