I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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