operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Well I just put wine in my tea
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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