I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Randomize
