I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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