if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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