I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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