ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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