Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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