that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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