Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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