I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We have started to decorate penises.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You don't make any sense
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